JayCee on May 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm

That’s is what I don’t understand with Americans (as far as I observe), during rainy days people here don’t care if they get wet (hair and clothes) and seemingly enjoy soaking themselves. First of all, I can’t stand my hair, as well as my clothes, getting wet in the rain and I can’t stand having a “bad hair day”, I’m so vain I would rather be inconvenienced, go home and my hair or change clothes than suffering the whole day at work and being bothered by it.

Your view of getting the hair wet and fever is the same in my culture. I grew up having told to cover my head and not getting my hair/body wet during rainy days to avoid catching fever/colds. Also, in cases I get wet, I was told to better take shower to release the heat inside instead of leaving my wet hair air-dry. I tried contradicting this idea several times when I was a kid and surely I got sick. Psychology or not, I don’t know.

Shit stress? here are some of the home remedies I recommend:
1. Giving my self extra time sitting on the “throne”, don’t stress yourself finishing quick, you need to relax your anal muscles. Imagine your hubby’s dickie is inside……muscle control baby!

2. While sitting, I let the faucet drip a bit, close my eyes and listen to the dripping water, not only calms me down but also induces me to pee. I’m sure when the pee runs through your urethra, the excretion from your anal cavity will follow….prrrrrrrrtttt……

3. Have you tried eating yogurt, it really helps. Not only it will make your shit sessions be on a regular basis, it will also helps flush out the tartar build up around your rectal pit….oh what a relief it is!!

4. Suppository will help and enema will definitely beat the toughest shit of all…………… OMG, I can hear a gushing sound echoing in my ear…………………..woooooossshhhh…plok….plok..

5. Drill baby drill, maybe it’s about time for some coitus interruptus. Mmmmm……when was the last time Bruce visited the tunnel?….need some road widening here.

🙂
SOUNDS yucky, but I hope it’s funny (and hope it helps too).

Enjoy the rest of the week.

3 Comments

JayCee on May 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm

That’s is what I don’t understand with Americans (as far as I observe), during rainy days people here don’t care if they get wet (hair and clothes) and seemingly enjoy soaking themselves. First of all, I can’t stand my hair, as well as my clothes, getting wet in the rain and I can’t stand having a “bad hair day”, I’m so vain I would rather be inconvenienced, go home and my hair or change clothes than suffering the whole day at work and being bothered by it.

Your view of getting the hair wet and fever is the same in my culture. I grew up having told to cover my head and not getting my hair/body wet during rainy days to avoid catching fever/colds. Also, in cases I get wet, I was told to better take shower to release the heat inside instead of leaving my wet hair air-dry. I tried contradicting this idea several times when I was a kid and surely I got sick. Psychology or not, I don’t know.

Shit stress? here are some of the home remedies I recommend:
1. Giving my self extra time sitting on the “throne”, don’t stress yourself finishing quick, you need to relax your anal muscles. Imagine your hubby’s dickie is inside……muscle control baby!

2. While sitting, I let the faucet drip a bit, close my eyes and listen to the dripping water, not only calms me down but also induces me to pee. I’m sure when the pee runs through your urethra, the excretion from your anal cavity will follow….prrrrrrrrtttt……

3. Have you tried eating yogurt, it really helps. Not only it will make your shit sessions be on a regular basis, it will also helps flush out the tartar build up around your rectal pit….oh what a relief it is!!

4. Suppository will help and enema will definitely beat the toughest shit of all…………… OMG, I can hear a gushing sound echoing in my ear…………………..woooooossshhhh…plok….plok..

5. Drill baby drill, maybe it’s about time for some coitus interruptus. Mmmmm……when was the last time Bruce visited the tunnel?….need some road widening here.

🙂
SOUNDS yucky, but I hope it’s funny (and hope it helps too).

Enjoy the rest of the week.
Leo on February 21, 2011 at 5:21 am

This is my first time to listen to your podcast. It’s funny. And I do feel the same with you in the wet head problem and the shit stress problem. As I face the shit stress problem, I don’t think it deep enough and just regard it as some bad habits. But indeed, when you want to do things quickly, you may probably do it slow. Ha~ 🙂

But I do think that you scare me sometimes by laughing so loud! 🙁
John Ong on February 22, 2011 at 12:45 am

Thanks for checking out the show. I’m glad we share the same shit stress. An sorry about my loud laughters. Hopefully you’ll get used to it.