• #PGHK recording. Topics are posted now. Go register http://bit.ly/a7VSUH #fb #
• I weighed in and gained 0.6 lbs. #LoseIt #
• #TheOffice "Stick spicy food up her butt." LOL. #
• @MarthaStewart just announced the KitchenAid contest winner. Doesn't look like @andyleeni is aware of it yet. But congrats! in reply to MarthaStewart #
• @MarthaStewart I want a Singer Confidence Sewing Machine. Check it out @Jimmy_Lam @BabyWok in reply to MarthaStewart #
• Would someone buy me an iPad? #fb #
• Useful and most importantly, delicious. http://bit.ly/c02xNZ #
• Don't forget about #pghk recording on Saturday night (Malaysian time) #fb #
• @maikouhrig You make not spooning sense! Why are you such a dumpling? in reply to maikouhrig #
• How many of my Twitter followers are from Malaysia? Can you use SMS to tweet yet? Where do you do all your tweets? #fb #
• #PGHK Recording starting… NOW! (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2cE) #
• @alvinyang Yay! in reply to alvinyang #
• Appreciating from the back seats. http://gdzl.la/7HT7qY #
• Finally took some better pictures of my car. http://bit.ly/apHQMc #fb #
• Speechless. RT @DongDaGong: are you kidding me with this outfit? look at Onglivia Newton John @johnong http://twitpic.com/16y5tm #
• Guilt is a bitch. #
• “I gained 20 lbs in 2 weeks!” http://ironhorsechinese.blogspot.com Delicious. (No, my account wasn't hacked. My appetite was) #
• @travisjaytaylor welcome back! How's life? in reply to travisjaytaylor #
• Mmm… just saw the iPad ad. #fb #
• @intractv iPad ad & Steve Jobs at the Oscars! in reply to intractv #
• I like Sam Worthington's glasses at the Oscars. #fb #
• @bergrbergr http://bit.ly/b3aIZJ Audio Technica. Noise Cancelation. in reply to bergrbergr #
• Health assessment tomorrow. Last year I was overweight. I hope this year would be better. Want to take a break from being a fatty. #fb #
• I selected very light weight clothinhg items today. #
• Shouldn't have brought my phone. Extra weight. #
• Yay. 174 lbs. They asked me to remove my shoes. Was gonna anyway. BMI is 24.3. Still normal. 25 would be overweight. BMI is a bitch. #fb #
• Boom! Done! #
• Last year for health assessment, I weighed in at 190 lbs. Just so you know, I was wearing my armor that day. #fb #
• I may do the http://www.macheist.com/ for Tweetie 2. #
• Why are all the Weather.com ads so scary!!! http://screenr.com/Foh #
• I'm scooping Chai's poop. Thought you'd wanna know. #fb #
• @notallshort I'm ON. http://bit.ly/cPGeh3 in reply to notallshort #

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Here to all of you who asked for photos of my new car.

Check out more pictures here, “New Car”.

• @airbeat Stupidity scares me. But that's why we're around! in reply to airbeat #
• Gurley, I hear my name. #
• Minor change of birthday dinner plan. Cheesecake Factory to umm… KFC. #
• Not bad at all. And we're both happy. http://gdzl.la/7FLhY4 #
• @idiologic oh, it's Bruce's birthday. But thank you. Mine's next month. in reply to idiologic #
• Ok, the bucket said "Fuck". Not me. http://gdzl.la/7FQghf #
• @maikouhrig Spoon yourself! LOL in reply to maikouhrig #
• @sharosen Will do. Thank you. in reply to sharosen #
• @lonelyclass nice. Keep me posted with the results. I can't wait. in reply to lonelyclass #
• On Facebook. Checking out pictures of my primary school friends. Makes me feel old. Just feeling old, since I'm so youthful in so many ways. #
• Can we not remove health care for all members in the House and Senate until something is done for us? We ARE their bosses. #hcr #
• @bergrbergr @Gurley is taken! #
• I am looking at new Honda Civic. 0 to 0.9% interest. Just consulted with a friend. May consider getting a new one. Consider, I said. #
• @whoalse Ha! Just Paypal US$5000 for me. I'll do it tomorrow! in reply to whoalse #
• Cars are so freaking expensive. Hidden costs: insurance, sales tax, property tax, etc. #
• @maikouhrig Only shopping for one. I'm not getting one… yet. in reply to maikouhrig #
• Warm. Unless something crazy happens. Silver, grey, or polish metalic? #
• I'm too gay to not go with the silver. #
• Still haven't been in the car yet. Talked numbers first. Soon I'll get to be in it. Still need to remove my crap from my old Civic <sad> #fb #
• Just bought myself a new Honda Civic. Looking forward to driving my parents in it when they visit in May. But no iPad for now. #fb #
• I was all cool all the way through the process, then I whipped out my folder to hand them my car title. Kiddish. http://gdzl.la/7GaPzr #
• Did it! This is for my parents. MD myself too, I guess. http://gdzl.la/7GfuJu #
• MD = For #
• @Jimmy_Lam Yes. Silver. So nice. in reply to Jimmy_Lam #
• @plan9 I'm hypervantilating sniffing the new car smell. I'll continue after dinner. in reply to plan9 #
• @notallshort no problem! But I have to cut budget for Iron Horse now! in reply to notallshort #
• @Jimmy_Lam @ressler @sharosen @whoalse @andrewsmith06 @intractv Thanks! The ride is swell. The new car made my old one look & feel ancient. in reply to Jimmy_Lam #
• I felt very good with the purchase of my car today. I was in control all the way through. Information is power. And I like that! #fb #
• And Independence Honda gave me 10 free oil-change for the next 5 years! Sweet. Complimentary car wash too. Thx Dustin, Don, David F & Joseph #
• @ashotiwoth Thanks! in reply to ashotiwoth #
• @uncayeo don't need MobileMe to do that. Make sure you're using IMAP in both phone and MacBook in email settings. in reply to uncayeo #
• Hello, March. #
• @lonelyclass This coming weekend. March 6. PGHK recording. in reply to lonelyclass #
• @aarongurley She's guaranteed to be a coder now. in reply to aarongurley #
• Enjoying the new car. But slight guilt creeping in. Hyper cautious about spending. Can I stand not getting iPad and not upgrading iPhone. #
• @lonelyclass #PGHK recording is March 6. This Saturday. in reply to lonelyclass #
• @bergrbergr I want it badly. But should wait. We'll see when I can touch one. in reply to bergrbergr #
• @gan55 iPad & iPhone might be too pricey for birthday and Christmas from others. Bruce did say he'd give me for my birthday. But I feel bad. in reply to gan55 #
• @cjyeoh You know me too well. in reply to cjyeoh #
• I left my boat in my new bar. @notallshort #
• Today, everything broke. #fb #
• @aarongurley Happened yet?! http://gdzl.la/7Hh5tq #

• @pinoyboy Your shredded cabbage looked so much better than @maikouhrig's. Next time I'll bring my mandolin. in reply to pinoyboy #
• Part of aging is caught myself being nervous and tensed watching ice skating. #fb #
• Car noise got louder. Going in to the shop again tomorrow morning. Shut a freaking hassle. And frustrating. #fb #
• Mom is so sweet. She went on FB to encourage me to get a new car when I asked that question. Mind, that's a lot for her – posting on FB. #fb #
• Slushy snow. Flakes as bug as bagels. #
• Damn snow. Made me misspelled big. #
• I don't have much hope for the car coming back fixed. I just hope they get it back to me today. One last chance. I'm done. #
• @if_only I love every flavor they make. Bacon Chocolate is great. You should try. Yet to try their curry ice cream. Also great I heard. in reply to if_only #
• The new performing arts center in Kansas City. (still being built) http://gdzl.la/7EtVHm #
• At a train hobby shop. This is the favorite part of the shop for me when Bruce does his shopping. "Bra theif!" http://gdzl.la/7Eqair #
• Hungry. Vietnamese food next. #
• @ressler this is for you. I'm at Sung Son Vietnamese Bistro in Westport. http://gdzl.la/7EqxCD #
• Funny Asian drag names: Empress Chee Ken, Jade Ed, Ja Penis, Joy Sin Sos, Maiden Gina (came up with Bruce at lunch). Let me hear yours. #fb #
• A few more Asian drag names. Carrie Out and Dee Livery. Lotta Emesgee. Sue Zuki. #dragnames #fb #
• I can't spel. Especially ie and ei words. Thief https://twitter.com/johnong/status/9394127229. Receive. English is hard, bitches! #
• @pinoyboy Kim Chee (she's Korean too) in reply to pinoyboy #
• Revenge: Chai kept touching my nose this morning, trying to get me up to feed him and play ball with him. http://gdzl.la/7EsU4M #
• It's snowing again. #fb #
• @notallshort Nice long chat with the owner of the shop. They replaced everything. That chat took my frustration off. 1 more visit required. in reply to notallshort #
• This afternoon's chunky snow looked like white butterflies. #fb #
• Wintry mix. Nasty. Bailed out on my church. Suppose to sing in 30 minutes. Left the house and was too chicken to drive on. Turned back. #fb #
• I hate winter driving. Especially when your car has been in and out of the shop for the last few weeks. #
• @uncayeo oh I wish you're my neighbor and we work together. in reply to uncayeo #
• Just posted #PGHK latest episode. http://penanghokkien.com/?p=1064 #
• This morning, I took the elegant entrance to my car. http://gdzl.la/7EWuqi #
• I'm now officially a Twitter Buddhist. I follow @dalailama. #fb #
• @JoshGroban What do you think about the YouTube "We Are The World"? http://bit.ly/dyn3lf #
• I signed the "GoogleKC" petition!http://petol.org/GoogleKC #petol Please go and sign the petition to bring KC Google's uber fast interweb! #
• If you think I can "pray my gay away", you might want to start praying for wisdom, knowledge, and enlightenment for yourself. #fb #

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This is the time. I have been trying to force it for too long. The beans are spilled. Intellectually uninspired. Back when I have stuff to share. Thanks for your support.

• Just overheard a lady said she needed "concealander" for the black splotches on her face. Gotta tweet. #fb #
• @ikumajp We can definitely move up the ghost story time slot. I'll keep that in mind for the next recording. in reply to ikumajp #
• Tracy Ullman is amazing. http://bit.ly/bViL5K #fb #
• Bruce surprised me with Chinese New Year songs blasting on iPod Hi-fi. And gave me a big red bag of goodies. I'm feeling the mood! #fb #cny #
• Watching the opening of the Winter Olympics. Fun weekend. Will be celebrating Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day. #cny #fb #
• Oh I like her hair! #WinterOlympics2010 #
• Flags needed Viagra. #WinterOlympics2010 #
• @if_only 恭喜發財 Gong Hei Fatt Choy! in reply to if_only #
• @KOKahKOK Keong Keong! in reply to KOKahKOK #
• @gan55 He's always sweet. keong hee! in reply to gan55 #
• @JoshGroban the video is out ay? We Are The World –> http://bit.ly/cJA2sA What Josh talked about the other day –> http://bit.ly/bD6jct #
• Happy Chinese New Year to all in Asia. 新年快乐，万事如意。恭喜发财，年年有余。 #cny #fb #
• Out to get some Chinese New Year shopping done. 888 我来啦! #cny #fb #
• Chinese New Year shopping done. http://gdzl.la/7CLiT4 #
• The house is ready for #cny too. http://gdzl.la/7CLXBg #
• I have a long list of to-dos. 2 down. Lots more to come. Ugh! One of them was giving this guy a bath. http://gdzl.la/7CXrw8 #
• Just woke up from a nap (wasn't on my list) with Chai in front of the place heater. Back on to my list. #
• I like it when @maikouhrig gets all techie. Welcome, bitchy sister! #
• chinese new years party!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO /via @maikouhrig I can't wait. See you tonight. #
• @maikouhrig confusions are great for @DingDaBell. And that's a good thing. in reply to maikouhrig #
• Chinese is all about food. Can you imagine Chinese New Year feasts? I wonder why I'm fat sometimes. #cny #
• Next thing on my list – wake the fuck up. #
• It's snowing hard. #
• Working on posting shows for @DingDaBell and @PenangHokkien. Should I record for Ongline? I'm so out of it. #
• @pinoyboy Thanks for the friendly reminder! It's up now! And you've heard it already from the live show. in reply to pinoyboy #
• Penang Hokkien wishes you a Happy Year of the Tiger! http://bit.ly/bT5g57 Latest podcast is out for your CNY break! #fb #
• Latest @DingDaBell is out. Ding and DaBell talked about Valentine's Day, White Day, and romance. http://bit.ly/cz3Rct #
• Begger's chicken. Oh so delicious. No time to tweet. Gotta eat. http://gdzl.la/7D7m87 http://gdzl.la/7D3vZP #
• Ok. I was going to tweet every dish. But it was too good to be distracted. But this is the man that made it all possible. Chef Peter Wong. #
• Chef Peter Wong from Iron Horse. http://ironhorsechinese.blogspot.com He made us some amazing #cny dishes. http://gdzl.la/7D9cTY #
• Soup, duck and shrimps. All yum. #cny #foodie http://gdzl.la/7D5DVP http://gdzl.la/7D9tFs http://gdzl.la/7D5DVt #
• Delicate tofu with Chinese broccoli. Stuffed mushrooms with sweet vinegar sauce. #foodie http://gdzl.la/7D5GwR http://gdzl.la/7D9whd #
• Handmade noodles. Twice fried: deep fried then stir fried w bean sprouts, shredded omelette & light savory sauce. http://gdzl.la/7D9CxG #
• Tender glutinous rice balls w sesame & light syrup. Deep fried steam buns w honey butter. http://gdzl.la/7D5RVc http://gdzl.la/7D9FPh #
• @BlueJeansGuy Ha! It is Chinese New Year. in reply to BlueJeansGuy #
• Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. I am FULL. #
• @ikumajp Oh I'm ok. Thank you for asking. in reply to ikumajp #
• Car is ready for pickup. #
• Car is back, but not exactly fixed. When lightly tap on brake, does your steering wheel vibrate? If press harder, vibration goes away. #fb #
• Is it time to consider a new car? My Civic is 11 years old. I won't buy brand new. Thoughts? #
• I want some fish. #
• @pinoyboy @maikouhrig glad I only saw your tonkatsu now. I worked late tonight. I'd have cried if I saw it earlier. in reply to pinoyboy #

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Happy Valentine’s Day & Chinese New Year. Please listen to the end and answer me the CONTROVERSIAL question. Thanks.

• about to file my taxes at H&R Block. Refund? Owe? (Blasting Feist's 1234 in the living room on iPod Hi-Fi) Remember? http://bit.ly/dhEb4T #
• Tax 2009, checked! #
• I'm up for you guys. Recording #PGHK in less than an hour. Come join me. Links to come later. #fb #
• Pre-show starting now. But I'm going to go pangsai, then I'll be back. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2cE) #
• Come join me in CNY topics and of course, ghost stories. Recording starting soon.http://ustre.am/2cE #pghk #fb #
• Talking about pantang larang soon. Now finishing up pang phao & ang pao. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2cE) #
• @KOKahKOK Thanks for listening. Technical difficulties with Angmoh in the beginning. But I thought every show was great. in reply to KOKahKOK #
• It sucks to be recording a high energy & emotion piece of music in the middle of the night with the hubby sleeping. I need sound proofing. #
• @ikumajp aiyeh so geli! in reply to ikumajp #
• Oh yes, it's Superbowel. Well, I don't like baseball anyway. #iKnowLeaveMeAlone #intentional #shutup #fb #
• Does anyone know what the file name for the font "Hayseed" TrueType or PostScript. Can't find that font. used it before. Know I have it. #fb #
• May be home by 9:30. Crap. Then it's about time to be back. Gonna call mom on the way home. With BT of course. #fb #
• I've been eating like a pig for the last couple of weeks. Last time I weighed in I gained 2 lbs. Now I don't even dare to weigh myself. #fb #

• @DingDaBell DaBell did it all wrong! You should have said @joshgroban is HOT!! Now he's more likely to possibly see it too. in reply to DingDaBell #
• @DingDaBell when I see u tonight. I'll explain to u more. When mention someone with a Twitter account. Must use @ then their Twitter names. in reply to DingDaBell #
• I've been waiting too long for Tweetie for Mac to include username auto-fill. I stopped using it today. Any good suggestions for my Mac? #fb #
• @zepfhyr I like Tweetie's clean interface. TweetDeck is too much for an A-D-D person. I will try Twitterific again. Thx for the suggestion. in reply to zepfhyr #
• Testing out Echofon. Like the simple UI. But wish it has auto-complete usernames. I really like Tweetie 2's @ and #. But not on Mac version. #
• Lounge is pretty good so far. Wish it has hashtag auto-complete. I'm such a demanding bitch. Yes, I know. I don't need you to remind me. #fb #
• @zepfhyr Tweetie 2 does that too. But development on Tweetie for Mac is SO slow. I lost interest. in reply to zepfhyr #
• @Zak_Bagans That's sweet of you. Good karma. in reply to Zak_Bagans #
• The flurries that we were suppose to get turned into some real snow. Driving was shitty. #
• @notallshort Thanks. I'm home relaxing. And Happy Friday indeed. Same to you. in reply to notallshort #
• Saw Bush spoke like this, ever? Sometimes stupid just means stupid, not "we trust him because he's not smarter than us" http://bit.ly/cdiSPX #
• I gained back my hope for the government after seeing President Obama spoke with the Republicans. Head on. Simple. http://bit.ly/d0rtTj #
• OMG! I laughed at myself. That's nuts! Pls go listen to @DingDaBell's latest episode. http://bit.ly/bwjpXt Topic: If we win the lottery #fb #
• I was trying to find out if @JoshGroban is a Mac user and/or iPhone user. Look what Google suggested http://twitpic.com/10g9sz #
• @justkristen_ Thanks for the info. Do you have a link to the picture of @JoshGroban using a Mac? I wonder which? MacBook Pro maybe. #
• @justkristen_ wow! You're good. You must be a big fan of @joshgroban #
• I'm good at Mongolian grill. http://gdzl.la/7zsY61 #
• Just drank a pot of potent green tea to rid of my overeating over the last few days. Plus, it's tasty. #fb #
• Did you ever wonder why you tweet? Do people really care what you're doing? Especially if you're not a well known person. Thoughts? #fb #
• @uncayeo I guess it's nice to find out about your friends' life at your own leisure. Thanks for the #ff yesterday. in reply to uncayeo #
• My stomach is noisy. Food is needed. But don't know what I want. Maybe cereal will suffice. I'm sure you care to know. ;p #fb #
• @Zak_Bagans Are you on Nexus One? in reply to Zak_Bagans #
• @hellfried every now and then people do. Like you just did. And I just did to yours. Caress your inner fame. Ala @ladygaga! in reply to hellfried #
• Speaking of @ladygaga, I'm about to watch her concert on TV. #
• Allergy pills needed now. #
• @ben0oi OMG. He does look like me. It's so weird! http://j.mp/aaOa5n http://j.mp/b5ZOFt http://j.mp/aXZTaA in reply to ben0oi #
• Right about now, I wish I have an iPad with me in bed, doing my nightly readings without hurting my neck (on my MacBook Pro). #
• Wouldn't it be a dream to have #TheHitList on iPad. Well, we need the iPhone's version first. <Waiting Patiently. Please!> #
• Whole heartedly agree. http://joehewitt.com/post/ipad/ Naysayers, will see you in 60-90 days. I can't wait. #fb #
• @sharosen we should tell @andypotion about us wanting to beta test the app NOW. #TheHitList and for the iPhone app too. in reply to sharosen #
• Sleeping in is so nice. #fb #
• @DingDaBell There's not a new Ghost Adventures this week. in reply to DingDaBell #
• Back on Tweetie on my Mac. Despite disappoinment on slow dev. It's still my fav. Using Lounge also, to help with username auto-complete. #fb #
• If you listen to @DingDaBell, and want to suggest topics, please do so. We're going to record in a few hours. Live shows to come too. #fb #
• About to step into the shower and blasting Lady Gaga in the stereo. Good times. Wow. Typed all that without looking at the iPhone keyboard. #
• Can you teach someone the sense of directions? Or is it something internal that cannot be taught? #dabell @DingDaBell #
• @DingDaBell recording now. Pre show for a bit. Getting ready. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2cC) #
• ustream is back. We're back again. (Broadcasting live at http://ustre.am/2cC) #
• Going home. I believe in a healthy 8-hour-day to produce good work. Right now isn't it. #
• Those straight men who think we gay men would jump on them b'c we're gay = closet cases, think they're all that or sex is all they think #fb #
• I weighed in and gained 1.8 lbs. #LoseIt #
• Shut up about my 2 lbs weight gain. I love http://ironhorsechinese.blogspot.com too much. #foodie #
• @pinoyboy True dat! in reply to pinoyboy #
• @pinoyboy I did get it. How interesting. Thanks for letting me know. And sorry I missed the first one. in reply to pinoyboy #
• @pinoyboy I need you to be on Ongline and further explain this dream. Very intriguing. in reply to pinoyboy #
• This is why I follow @joshgroban. He's a geek. And he's funny. http://j.mp/dbvmCx #
• #PGHK recording this Sat night. Topics: Year of Tiger, angpao & fire crackers, Pantang Larang & Ghost stories are back! http://bit.ly/9S6FNU #
• I just snacked on some Sun Chips and sardines. Chai sniffed the fish and went nuts! I didn't share. #
• @idiologic lots of childhood training. in reply to idiologic #
• I guess to avoid lawsuit "eyemobile" is safer than "eyePhone". Latter is better, obviously. http://gdzl.la/7Axexk #

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My last two weeks. Weird dream. Car problems. Afraid of stupidity.